...might possibly scare the living crap out of you when you're home alone at night because your husband is at work.
1. Having the phone company hurl new phone books up your driveway banging against your garage door.
2. Having your recycling can fall over ... loudly
3. Closing your cat in your closet and having him thump around for about 2 hours.
When all THREE happen, it's acceptable to sit by your desk freaked out with a great big huge butcher knife. Just sayin'
Ok, that one made me laugh so hard I had to run to the potty! Damn bladder!
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